Interview – Part 2

A follow up to yesterday. One more tomorrow I think.

Do you iron your clothes? Who does your laundry? Do you do it yourself or do you send it out?

Yes I iron my clothes, but not in the traditional way. It pays to have the ability to make steam and hot flat things to do the mundane work. I do my own laundry. I’m one of those people who washes, dries, folds and puts them all away in the same day.

Are you married? Are you divorced? How many times have you been married?

Nope I’m single and plan on staying that way (shut up the rest of you this is before all that!!!! I’m ignorant here)

Do you brush and floss your teeth before you go to bed? Do you use an electric toothbrush and a water pick?

I don’t use anything electric, but yes I do the brushing and flossing before bed. Pre-bed ritual also known as procrastination so I don’t have to sleep and have nightmares.

Do you have any cavities?

No. I don’t think so. At least not in my teeth. I do have cavities though.

Are those your real teeth, or are they dentures, or are they all capped?

My real teeth! What’s with all these questions – they are weird.

What do you throw into the garbage? Do you recycle?

The garbage goes in the garbage. I don’t recycle. Mostly the idea of separating things is too much work for me.

Do you live in an apartment or a house?

I live in a studio apartment.

AJ’s Pin board of my apartment

Do you own your own home or rent?

I’m Venatori I don’t own anything except my personal possessions. I guess I pay rent but I don’t pay my bills so I don’t know.

Do you mow your own lawn or use a landscape service?

See above.

Have you ever had a garden?

I’ve grown my own herbs at some points but that’s too much work when I can buy it at the market. And I live in NYC don’t think there is room for a garden around here.

Have you ever eaten a carrot right out of the ground?

Yeah no. shudders I think I’d be washing it like crazy first.

Fuck, man. There was no way to work in costume into any of those answers. So I’ll cheet.

I hate you AJ! Fucking clowns!