I’m Twelve Or English is Stupid!

Polish? Now polish I can think of so many naughty things to say about polishing. But I’ll behave. If only you could read my mind. Sage would be blushing furiously right now if he could read.

But is it polish or Polish – as in from Poland?

Don’t you just love the English language?

Read is the past tense of read? Really? Same thing for lead and lead… (did you read it right?)