Survival Tips: Give practical or sarcastic survival tips for dealing with monsters, treacherous terrains, or annoying companions.

Learn to Start a Fire: Fire provides warmth, protection, and a means to cook food. Always carry multiple methods of starting one.

Listicles: Fun or serious lists related to topics of interest (e.g., “Top 5 Most Bizarre Encounters” or “Things I Wish I Knew About Magic”).

Keywords: Sister, Question, Foot, Raid, Rope

5. Channel your Inner Rage

For most people this wouldn’t work. For me, yeah, it’s happened before. I get so angry that things just implode with a thought. It’s dangerous. Don’t do it.

4. Summon Fire Elementals

Now I didn’t do this. Lotar, my guardian once told me a horror story about a girl he knew when he was a child. Which honestly I’m surprised he remembered since he’s like 400 years old or something like that. But then again elves have long childhoods. She tried to summon elementals. They were supposed to be small but they weren’t. Almost burnt down the house.

3. Dancing Shoes

A kid I knew in school tried to enchant his shoes so that he could be a better dancer. It worked, he danced for hours and hours until the souls of his shoes melted and his parents came home to find a small blaze in their living room where he was practicing. He almost died, but his parents were able to disenchant the shoes and put the fire out before that could happen.

2. Risqué Dance Moves

Like the prior one, you don’t want to try to twerk your way into a fire. It’s a superstition, no one’s ever seen it happen, but who wants to go out like that?

1. Magnifying Glass in the Moon Light

This won’t work, cause ya know the moon light is a reflection of the suns light and doesn’t actually produce enough heat by the time it reaches the earth. But what’s a baby vampire to do when he’s not feeding on humans?